The Most Interesting (Toddler) in The World...

Max apologizes on behalf of his mother for the long gap between postings.  His fascinating life has kept her so busy, she was remiss in keeping his admirers up to date. What has he been up to you wonder? Well, he is a toddler of few, few words.  He manages to say nothing (okay, except the occasional loud noises), yet convey all manner of thoughts, ideas, emotions.
 He is….”The Most Interesting Toddler in the World”…..

For those of you unfamiliar with Max, or just simply mystified, his admirers have compiled a list of quotes that capture the true essence of who he is:

·  The next level thinks he is the next level.

·  The moon is actually orbiting him.

·  It is known that when he sneezes... followers gather for religious beliefs.

·  He once fired a sippy cup at his enemy… but his stare made the kill.

·  He doesn’t give high fives; only points knowingly.

·  He is his Godfather’s Godfather

·  He once had a staring contest with himself….four days later, he won.

·  His Mother has a tattoo that says "Son"-everyone knows it is in reference to him.

·  He always makes sense because he always makes poop.

· He does not know what he does not know...nor does he care. 

·  Food automatically appears, when he is hungry.

·  When people pay attention to him, he keeps the change.

·  Elmo fears him

·  Once he thought he was wrong… that was the only time he was ever wrong.

·  He doesn’t believe in using bibs.

· He believes sleeping is for the weak.

· For him 15 min early is 10 min late (for his snack)

· His imaginary friends are many and they are interesting

· If ever a woman were there who could resist his charm…well, let’s face it. There’s not.

· Sheep count him to fall asleep.

· He can win an argument with a knowing look (or grunt).

· He doesn’t make wishes on his birthday, he grants them.

· He’s a lover not a fighter, but he fights as great as he gives hugs.

· The Force uses him … but only because he’s okay with that.

· When he sneezes, God says bless you.

·  He believes pacifiers are for suckers.

·  He does not sort shapes, they work themselves out in his presence.

·  You know exactly what he is thinking just by looking at him.

·  He can make every woman feel special just by being in the same room.

·  He is fearless….(except when trapped alone in a pack-n-play with his cousin Rosalie)

·  Pre-schoolers want to be like him when they grow up.

·  He may be small for his age, but only because he does not believe in waste.

He does not drink often, but when he does…he prefers Organic.